Fuck You I'm Fabulous

Hi, I'm Envy, nice to meet you all.

I finally Remembered a dream for once!

And it was pretty fucked up.

I was just standing there in a room full of pancakes, eating some. Then I heard Mir form MBLAQ Scream “WARRFLES” In the background and saw Joon dancing around in a giraffie suit that had bunny ears on it.

Then I saw G.O. with a baby version of Mir squealing around the room yelling “LOOKIT DAT CHUB~!” While poking Baby Mir.

And Thunder had his face pressed against the window giving everyone the stink eye…..I think I dreamt him as a hobo……

The Seungho comes in with a fucking Syrup bottle in the shape of Chanyeol’s(From EXO-K) creeper smileing face. And when you popped the lid open it said “AYO WUDDUP KRIS!”

Then Kris came in riding a Buffalo while screaming “Roll Like a Buffalo”

Then a baby version of Super Junior came in, half of them in only diapers. Wookie was crying, Siwon was yelling about Shisus commanding this and that, Eunhyuk and Donghae had like ADHD or something, Henry was giggling at everything while being held by Hangeng and Mimi, Heechul was bitch facing everyone, Yesung was screaming “Fuck the Police!” While ripping his pants off, Kibum was being quiet, then there was Kyuhyun, who was giving the evil eye, but then suddenly grabbed his feet and started laughing at them. Then Leeteuk and Kangin slammed through the wall while driving a car(These two were adults) Then Shindong brought more pancakes(He was a chef for some reason)

And what did i do with this dream, I used it as inspiration for the story i’m writing with them as children.

The Convo me and my asian boyfriend had just now

  • Him: I'm just listening to Godsmack, you?
  • Me: I'm just listening to SHINee and reading KrisYeol
  • Him: did you see the wedding pictures I was in?
  • Me: yes I did actually
  • Him: they were horrible
  • Me: I thought they were adorable
  • Him: HOW!?
  • Me: I don't know, don't question my squeel moments
  • Him: but I will say, that is one sexy guy.....Just Kidding
  • Me: you say that all the time
  • Him: i really want to tell you something,but its really nerdy and you probably wont care if i told you
  • Me: I don't care either way so just say it.
  • Him: OMG IN SKYRIM I GOTS DAEDRIC MACE, OMGOSH IT SUPAH KOOL ITS GOTZ SUPER POWERZ AND SHARP POINTZ
  • Me: I don't even know what that means.......

what happens when I listen to Beethoven on the computer

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It’s fucking Furelise, thats how classy I am on the computer.

I need a life……..

I’ve always wondered…

When guys fight over who would be top in a gay relationship, to they ever accidentally have sexual intercourse?

I don’t know, I just, When my friends and I argue about this I always flat out tell them i’m bottom no matter what, and when they argue about it themselves we are always at school, so I just don’t know…………

Muthafucker i’m thinking to hard again and having gay porn stuck in my head now…….

I’m a strange teenage boy, very strange.

But seriously, I want to fucking know the answer.

this was my screensaver once!

this was my screensaver once!

I just realized that, when people say my nickname (Envsus) it sounds like they are saying incest…..No wonder the principal gave me a weird look…..

I just realized that, when people say my nickname (Envsus) it sounds like they are saying incest…..No wonder the principal gave me a weird look…..